Hugo Weaving is the Red Skull. My prayers have been answered, though I asked for a green midget.

Third Person Reviews

The Fourth Kind (2009): Milla Jovovich told Todd that this movie was based on a true story. Milla Jovovich lied to Todd. The movie is a fake, and Todd is disappointed. Was it creepy? Todd thinks so, but Todd cannot get past the lies. Why did Milla lie to Todd? The pain will stick with Todd always. Shame, shame, Milla Jovovich. Shame, shame. However, Todd recommends that you watch the movie. Todd doesn’t recommend that you trust Milla Jovovich. She is a good liar.

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And while it may not be as polished and accomplished as its counterpart, the movie retains the atmospheric nature of Marshall’s masterpiece.
Bloody Good Horror’s review of The Descent: Part 2

Oh my Gawd! The Eclipse teaser was released today! Oh my Gawd! I think my bowels just quaked.

The Unlikely Pitch

Directed by Fred Savage, Tumor Has It chronicles the misadventures of a neurotic, sex addicted sideshow barker (Zac Efron) as he attempts to calm the bizarre urges of his talking, tumor-coated penis (voiced by Kevin Spacey). “Big Top Pee Wee” meets David Cronenberg’s “Crash”.

Even hardcore fans of Z-grade cinema may have an extremely hard time finding a place in their misshapen hearts for a movie about a vengeful demon with a wackass late-80’s Jheri Curl.
Bloody Good Horror’s review of Demon Cop