The Unlikely Pitch

Directed by Fred Savage, Tumor Has It chronicles the misadventures of a neurotic, sex addicted sideshow barker (Zac Efron) as he attempts to calm the bizarre urges of his talking, tumor-coated penis (voiced by Kevin Spacey). “Big Top Pee Wee” meets David Cronenberg’s “Crash”.

Even hardcore fans of Z-grade cinema may have an extremely hard time finding a place in their misshapen hearts for a movie about a vengeful demon with a wackass late-80’s Jheri Curl.
Bloody Good Horror’s review of Demon Cop

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Isolated Insanity

  • Todd: I'm going to watch a Corey Haim movie today.
  • Television: ...
  • Todd: Because that's what you do when someone famous dies.
  • Television: ...
  • Todd: You pretend like you've been a huge fan the entire time.
  • Television: Is that why your book has been selling a lot lately?
  • Todd: You're crazy. I'm not dead.
  • Television: ...

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